Humor Quotes and Quotations
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
Steve Martin
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
Steve Martin
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Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
Steve Martin
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I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.
Steve Martin
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
Steve Martin
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
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Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
Robert A. Heinlein
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Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Robert A. Heinlein
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
Robert A. Heinlein
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Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.
Robert A. Heinlein
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Mark Twain
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
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If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marilyn Monroe
