Wise thoughts and quotes 8
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The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Arthur Miller
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
Roald Dahl
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Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
J. R. R. Tolkien
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Two rights don't equal a left.
Roald Dahl
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
Roald Dahl
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Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.
Alfred Hitchcock
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You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
Coco Chanel
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The funniest people are the saddest once.
Confucius
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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Roald Dahl
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Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.
Flannery O'Connor
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A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities.
Herman Melville
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Maya Angelou
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Kurt Vonnegut
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What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan
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You can't imagine parlor ballads drifting out of high-rise multi-towered buildings. That kind of music existed in a more timeless state of life.
Bob Dylan
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This land is your land and this land is my land, sure, but the world is run by those that never listen to music anyway.
Bob Dylan
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I became interested in folk music because I had to make it somehow.
Bob Dylan
