Ellen DeGeneres quotes funny
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
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Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
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