When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein quotes
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.