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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
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Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
