Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt Vonnegut quotes
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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
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Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.
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Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.